Nobody wins! See the tiebreaker section for an explanation.
| Player | Total | ATS |
|---|---|---|
| B King | 9 | 3 |
| Writerchad | 9 | 3 |
| griftdrift | 8 | 2 |
| Tony V. | 8 | 2 |
| Patrick | 7 | 1 |
| Sara | 7 | 1 |
| Carl Lindecrantz | 6 | 0 |
| Jason | 6 | 0 |
| Jen | 6 | 0 |
| Rusty | 6 | 0 |
| Seth | 5 | -1 |
| Alyssa | 0 | 0 |
| Player | Total | ATS |
|---|---|---|
| griftdrift | 138 | 21 |
| Writerchad | 133 | 16 |
| Tony V. | 129 | 12 |
| Carl Lindecrantz | 129 | 12 |
| B King | 127 | 10 |
| Patrick | 126 | 9 |
| Sara | 124 | 7 |
| Rusty | 121 | 4 |
| Jen | 117 | 0 |
| Jason | 116 | -1 |
| Seth | 115 | -2 |
| Alyssa | 108 | -3 |
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Tiebreaker
How many passing yards will Nebraska’s defense give up against Texas?
Remember to enter your answer to this question in the comments section, and to make sure your answer isn’t the same as anyone else’s.
Last week’s tiebreaker question was “How many yards passing will Cincinnati’s starting quarterback accumulate against Illinois?” Tony Pike threw for 399. Neither Ben nor writerchad bothered to guess a tiebreaker, so nobody won last week.
Bonus question: How many goddamn times will the announcers mention Tim Tebow’s name during the SEC championship game broadcast unrelated to a play that just happened on the field?
An entire bar tab to whoever actually counts. A bar tab and a meal to go with it if you make a video montage containing every unrelated-to-play-on-the-field utterance of “Tebow” from the broadcast. This is open to anybody, not just those playing picks.
289 yards for Colt McCoy.
17 gratuitous Tebows.
nebraska’s defense will give up about 250 passing yards. and about a million gratuitous Tebows.
I’ll say 40 times, because that is a biblically significant number.
“Can Tim Tebow throw a ball so hard that even he could not catch it?”
Also, I won’t be the one to count because I may have to listen with the volume down — Verne Lundquist is a fucking tool.
315 Passing yards
LOL at “Can Tim Tebow throw a ball so hard that even he could not catch it?”
Tiebreaker: 263 yards
Tiebreaker: 298 yards.
Let he who is without sin cast the first Tebow.
348 yards.
I think what Tony V. meant to say was..
“Also, I won’t be the one to count because [I will be too drunk].”
Tiebreaker: -15
Tiebreaker: 316 yards
gratuitous tebow comments: 3:16
Passing yds. 273