Fun with Tivo: What the hell happened to Peter Fonda?

August 17th, 2008 at 1:45 am
If you smoked enough pot in college, as I did, you probably watched Easy Rider at some point. Taken on its own merit without the benefit of generational context, it’s pretty unwatchable after the first ten minutes or so. But that’s not really the point. It was part of that wave of late sixties films with anti-heroes who died at the end, and is important for its square-jolting qualities. A lot of upstanding people found out what the dirty hippies were up to by watching this movie, and it terrified many of them. That’s pretty cool.

The anti-hero in Easy Rider was Captain America, played by Peter Fonda. His sidekick was Dennis “I don’t even remember filming Apocolypse Now” Hopper. They rode big fucking Harleys through the countryside with Steppenwolf roaring in the background, smoked a lot of pot, dropped acid, sold cocaine, slept in communes, camped out, and generally were out to show the squares there was, like, totally a better way man. And to find America along the way. Or something.

As I mentioned earlier, I think Easy Rider gets kind of unwatchable to me after the first ten minutes or so, at least when I’m sober. But the intro sequence was pretty fucking cool:



They pound you in the face with metaphors. Watch as Captain America pushes drug money through a plastic tube into a gas tank painted like an American flag. I bet you could write a pretty decent thesis paper on just that one shot. Even if it wasn’t a good thesis, at least you’d have an excuse to smoke a bowl.

Agree with me? Not? Doesn’t matter, because regardless of my or your opinion, Easy Rider and Captain America have become cultural fixtures which have spawned much discussion, imitation and parody. They represent ideals which have long since died, but which are remembered fondly by a lot of people.

Which is what makes this advertisement I ripped off my Tivo so fucking sad:

An interview with myself circa August 2004

August 7th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
A benefit of writing blogs is you can revisit your old self occasionally, check in, and compare notes. Since interviews seem to be the new black this week, I thought this would be a good time to see how things are going for myself circa August 2004.

But first, a disclaimer: when conducting an interview with your past self, you must be careful not to reveal any information about the future which might set your past self on an alternate timeline. You might be tempted, as Biff was in Back to the Future II for example, to send your past self future sports scores so your current self may reap the profits.

Don’t.

You might destroy the entire space-time continuum, or you may end up sending yourself crippling addictions to ketamine, nickel-plated revolvers, and expensive champagne. Don’t ask questions, that’s just how The Rule of Unintended Consequences works. It won’t end well.

With that in mind…

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